“THE DECEPTICON SIDE HUSTLE EXPANSION”
(Because even giant robots need diversified revenue
streams)
The emergency budget crisis had passed.
The ambition, however, had not.
Megatron stood before a new hologram labeled:
DECEPTICON REVENUE STREAMS — PHASE TWO
Shockwave adjusted his lens.
“Our previous solutions were… effective.”
Starscream crossed his arms.
“I hate how much that sentence hurts.”
Amy tapped the screen.
“Now we stop surviving and start building.”
Ray cracked his knuckles.
“Time to go corporate.”
Ethan gasped.
“Worse. Startups.”
INCOME STREAM #1: AUTOMATED SNACK FACTORY
The factory was built underground.
Because of course it was.
Conveyor belts hummed.
Robotic arms moved with terrifying precision.
Megatron gestured proudly.
“We once forged weapons here.”
Lucy raised an eyebrow.
“And now?”
Shockwave answered,
“Rice crackers.”
WHAT THEY MAKE
- Spicy
energy chips
- Protein
bars labeled ‘Survive Anything’
- Fried
rice snack cubes (Uncle Roger approved… eventually)
Starscream stared at a packaging machine.
“So instead of destroying cities,” he said,
“we destroy hunger.”
Ray nodded.
“Capitalism, baby.”
THE KIDS’ CONTRIBUTION
Amy ensured food safety standards.
Lucy tested packaging clarity.
Ethan taste-tested everything.
Ray accidentally fell into a chip pile and had to be dug
out.
LLoC Quotes
“Our previous solutions were… effective.”...“I hate how much that sentence hurts.”
“We once forged weapons here.”...“And now?”...“Rice crackers.”
“So instead of destroying cities,” ...“we destroy hunger.”...“Capitalism, baby.”
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