INCOME STREAM #2: ROBOT FOOD DELIVERY & KITCHEN RENTALS
This idea came from Lucy.
“Restaurants are short-staffed,” she explained.
“You have robots.”
Megatron’s optics glowed.
HOW IT WORKS
- Smaller,
friendly Decepticon drones
- Rented
to restaurants during peak hours
- Carry
trays, wash dishes, deliver food
No lasers.
No intimidation.
Starscream was offended.
“I refuse to wear an apron.”
“You are great with trays,” Lucy replied.
Starscream dropped one plate.
“…I will learn.”
THE SUCCESS
Restaurants loved them.
Tourists tipped.
One robot got employee of the month.
Megatron framed the certificate.
INCOME STREAM #3: DISASTER SIMULATION & TRAINING
SYSTEMS
(Kid-Generated Idea)
Ethan raised his hand.
“You’re really good at disasters,” he said.
“Why not teach people how to survive them?”
Silence.
Shockwave’s eyes lit up.
“Brilliant.”
THE PROGRAM
- VR
disaster simulations
- Zombie
outbreaks
- Earthquakes
- Evacuations
- “What
NOT to do when Ray is present”
Schools.
Companies.
Emergency services.
All licensed.
All accurate.
No real explosions (mostly).
MEGATRON’S FAVORITE MODULE
‘Leadership Under Chaos’
Megatron narrated.
“When everything collapses,” he intoned,
“do not scream. Unless you are Ray.”
Ray bowed.
LLoC Quotes
“I refuse to wear an apron.”...“You are great with trays,” ...“…I will learn.”
“You’re really good at disasters,” ...“Why not teach people how to survive them?”
“When everything collapses,” ...“do not scream. Unless you are Ray.”
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