DAY 2 — TUESDAY: TALENT SHOW REHEARSALS
The auditorium filled with hopeful performers.
Amy sat front row with a notebook.
Lucy timed every act with military precision.
Normal Acts
- Piano
pieces
- Singing
- Dance
routines
Everything was going smoothly.
Then Ray and Ethan walked onstage.
Amy froze.
Lucy whispered, “Why are they holding a speaker?”
Ray cleared his throat.
“We call this performance…
‘EMOTIONAL JOURNEY OF A ZOMBIE SURVIVOR.’”
Ethan hit play.
Music blasted.
Ray screamed poetry.
Ethan beatboxed aggressively.
The curtain fell early.
Amy wrote in her notebook:
❌
NO.
Lucy wrote in hers:
❌❌❌❌❌.
Ray and Ethan were banned from the talent show.
They applauded anyway.
DAY 3 — WEDNESDAY: FOOD STALL PREP
The chefs arrived.
The atmosphere instantly shifted.
GORDON RAMSAY
“LISTEN UP. CLEAN HANDS. CLEAN BOARDS. NO NONSENSE.”
Ray raised his hand.
“What about controlled nonsense?”
Gordon stared.
“…We’ll talk.”
NICK
“Measure precisely. Taste as you go.”
Ethan nodded seriously.
Then poured salt like it owed him money.
UNCLE ROGER
“Why your cutting board crying? Use knife properly!”
JAMIE OLIVER
“Let’s keep it healthy and fun!”
Amy and Lucy thrived.
Ray accidentally kneaded dough into his sleeve.
Ethan tried to taste raw batter and got yelled at in four
accents.
Progress was… questionable.
LLoC Quotes
“Why are they holding a speaker?”...“We call this performance…‘EMOTIONAL JOURNEY OF A ZOMBIE SURVIVOR.’”
“LISTEN UP. CLEAN HANDS. CLEAN BOARDS. NO NONSENSE.”...“What about controlled nonsense?”
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