🔥 THE ULTIMATE KID COOK-OFF & ROAST BATTLE
Featuring:
Ray, Ethan, Amy, Lucy
Nick DiGiovanni
Uncle Roger
Gordon Ramsay
…and four children who should never be allowed near a
stove.
🍳 INTRO: THE JUDGES
RETURN (UNWILLINGLY)
After surviving the pet cooking competition, the judges
thought they were safe.
They were wrong.
Nick DiGiovanni, Uncle Roger, and Gordon Ramsay walked into
the same test kitchen, all three wearing the same expression:
“Who forced us to come back?”
Ray waved cheerfully.
Ethan dropped a ladle.
Amy looked determined.
Lucy carried a clipboard like she was about to manage a crisis.
Gordon stared at the kids.
“You four again? Haven’t I suffered enough?”
Uncle Roger: “Haiyaa… last time tiger almost kill me with
deep fryer.”
Nick: “Let’s just… hope the kids don’t burn the building
down.”
Spoiler: hope was pointless.
🥚 ROUND 1: APPETIZER —
THE DISASTER BEGINS
The challenge:
Make a simple appetizer.
Unfortunately, the word “simple” means nothing to Ray and
Ethan.
Amy — Caprese Skewers
Amy went classic. Clean, aesthetic, easy.
She plated four neat skewers of tomato, mozzarella, and
basil drizzled with balsamic glaze.
Nick: “Beautiful plating, great balance!”
Uncle Roger: “Finally a normal child.”
Gordon: “Lovely. Thank you for not trying to murder me.”
Amy smirked at the boys.
“I set the standard. Good luck beating that.”
Lucy — Garlic Butter Shrimp
Lucy cooked with precision and fear in her eyes, like she
knew chaos was coming and was trying to be the last sane human alive.
Nick: “Perfect sear!”
Uncle Roger: “So tasty! So wok-hei!”
Gordon: “THE FLAVOR IS SPOT ON!”
Lucy whispered, “I’m just trying to survive.”
And then…
💥 RAY & ETHAN — “THE
EXPLODING NACHO TOWER”
They stacked nachos into a 4-foot tower using glue-like
cheese.
Ray: “More cheese!”
Ethan: “BRO ADD JALAPEÑOS. SPICE LEVEL: DEATH.”
The tower tilted like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Lucy backed away slowly.
Amy grabbed a fire extinguisher.
The nacho tower finally collapsed —
launching molten cheese across the room.
It hit:
- Nick’s
face
- Uncle
Roger’s hair
- Gordon’s
shirt
Gordon: “WHAT IS THIS!? A DAIRY CRIME SCENE!?”
Uncle Roger: “Haiyaa! My hair now sticky like 7-Eleven
sausage!”
Nick wiped cheese off his eyebrows. “Is this even… edible?”
Ray held out a plate. “Wanna try?”
All three judges said “NO” in perfect harmony.
LLoC Quotes
Gordon: “You four again? Haven’t I suffered enough?”
Uncle Roger: “Haiyaa… last time tiger almost kill me with deep fryer.”
Nick: “Let’s just… hope the kids don’t burn the building down.”
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