The Mini-Commander 2

 

CASE STUDY #2: MEGATRON’S BATTLE PLAN

Megatron proudly presented a scroll titled:

PLAN A: SHOOT OPTIMUS UNTIL HE LEARNS.

Ray raised his hand.

“Have you tried… anything else? Talking? A distraction? A tactical flank? A polite text message?”

Megatron froze.

“…No.”

Ray patted his giant metal arm.

“Okay, first lesson: stop doing the same thing for 8 million years.”

The Decepticons actually clapped.
(They had never clapped for Megatron before.)
Megatron felt proud and insulted at the same time.

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CASE STUDY #3: SOUNDWAVE’S HACKING

Soundwave demonstrated his “elite” hacking method:

• Step 1: Blast the firewall with 9,000 decibels
• Step 2: Hope the computer cries

Amy facepalmed so hard it echoed.

“That’s not hacking. That’s …bullying the computer.”

She inserted a USB.

ACCESS GRANTED.

Soundwave’s visor flashed in shock.

“TEACH… ME.”

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CASE STUDY #4: DECEPTICON DAILY ROUTINES

Lucy opened a clipboard like a strict school prefect.

“Your schedule is a disaster. Zero rest, zero maintenance, zero hydration—”

Starscream shouted, “WE DO NOT REQUIRE HYDRATION!”

“You drink Energon.”

Starscream shut up.

Lucy continued:

“New rules:

• At least 8 hours of recharge
• Stop screaming your own name when entering a room
• No shooting indoors
• No dramatic speeches before breakfast
• No stepping on each other’s feet

Megatron scribbled notes like an A+ student.

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LLoC Quotes

SHOOT OPTIMUS UNTIL HE LEARNS...“Have you tried… anything else? Talking? A distraction? A tactical flank? A polite text message?”...“…No.”

“Okay, first lesson: stop doing the same thing for 8 million years.”

“Your schedule is a disaster. Zero rest, zero maintenance, zero hydration—”... “WE DO NOT REQUIRE HYDRATION!”