“THE FOUR MINI-COMMANDERS… AND THE DECEPTICONS WHO FINALLY LISTENED.”
Not rage-mode
serious.
Not “DESTROY THE AUTOBOTS!” serious.
Just… “the kids are right and I must admit it” serious.
The Decepticons
knew something historic was about to happen.
“Children,”
Megatron announced, loud enough to shake the base,
“from this moment forward, you are officially our Mini-Commanders.”
A stunned silence.
Then Starscream
shrieked like a kettle boiling over.
“WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
Mini-Commanders?! THEY ARE SMALL AND SQUISHY AND NOT EVEN METAL!”
Megatron calmly
replied, “And yet they have something you do not.”
“What? Power?
Weapons?” Starscream demanded.
Megatron sighed.
“No… common
sense.”
Starscream fainted
on the spot.
THE FIRST COMMAND MEETING
Ray, Ethan, Amy, and Lucy stood on a raised platform while
giant Decepticons filled the briefing room.
Ray whispered,
“This feels like a school presentation except all the teachers are twenty
meters tall and emotionally unstable.”
Megatron stepped aside like a proud… terrifying… metal
uncle.
“Mini-Commanders,” he said. “Teach us.”
Amy cracked her knuckles.
“Lesson One: Stop doing dumb things.”
Every Decepticon nodded, like monks hearing sacred wisdom.
CASE STUDY #1: STARSCREAM’S “STEALTH PLAN”
Starscream unrolled a huge blueprint featuring an explosion
every five centimeters.
Lucy stared.
“…This isn’t stealth. This is fireworks plus chaos plus you wanting attention.”
Ethan crossed out almost the entire plan with one giant X.
“Only this tiny corner is usable,” he said.
“It’s the part where you didn’t do anything.”
Starscream clutched his spark dramatically.
“It’s… the greatest strategy I’ve ever made…”
LLoC Quotes
“WHAAAAAAAAAT?! Mini-Commanders?! THEY ARE SMALL AND SQUISHY AND NOT EVEN METAL!”
“And yet they have something you do not.”...“What? Power? Weapons?” ...“No… common sense.”
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