DECEPTICON TRANSFORMATION (THE GOOD KIND)
Within days (not weeks — kids work fast), the Decepticons:
- stopped
tripping over their own weapons
- stopped
announcing every attack
- stopped
losing to basic Autobot strategies
- learned
how doors work
- learned
how NOT to explode random objects
- and
even formed a straight line for the first time in history
Ray put his hands on his hips proudly.
“You guys look like… the smart version of yourselves.”
Megatron placed a hand over his spark.
“Children… you have changed us.”
Soundwave nodded.
Shockwave ran calculations: improvement: 4,000%.
Starscream sniffled, “I feel… emotions.”
Suddenly, alarms blared.
Autobots approaching.
Optimus Prime requesting communication.
Megatron snarled. “Prepare for battl—”
Ethan groaned,
“No. We try TALKING first. Remember? Lesson 2.”
Megatron sighed dramatically. “Fine…”
The kids stepped in front of the comm screen.
Optimus appeared, looking… confused.
“Megatron… why is your army suddenly organized?”
Amy smiled sweetly.
“Oh, we fixed them.”
Optimus blinked twice.
“…YOU WHAT?”
Ray leaned in with a grin.
“Want us to fix you too?”
Bumblebee in the background:
“YES PLEASE.”
Optimus did not know how to respond.
LLoC Quotes
“You guys look like… the smart version of yourselves.”
“Children… you have changed us.”...“I feel… emotions.”
“Megatron… why is your army suddenly organized?”...“Oh, we fixed them.”...“…YOU WHAT?”
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