4. DECEPTICON COMBAT 101 (With Roast Battles)
“YOUR NEXT TEST,” Megatron announced, “IS COMBAT.
BUT FIRST—ROASTING SKILLS.”
Ray’s eyes lit up.
“Oh yeahhhh.”
Starscream strutted onto the arena floor.
“I SHALL BE YOUR SPARRING PARTNER. PREPARE TO FACE—wait why
are they laughing?”
Ray: “Bro you look like a toaster on stilts.”
Ethan: “Nah he looks like a Wi-Fi router with asthma.”
Lucy: “You sound like my blender when it’s dying.”
Amy: “Your voice is what happens when someone steps on a
squeaky toy.”
Starscream’s wings twitched violently.
Optimus whispered to Megatron,
“This is spectacular.”
Megatron whispered back,
“I KNOW.”
5. TEAMWORK SIMULATION: THE BIG RED BUTTON
Finally, Megatron brought them to a giant shimmering red
button on a pedestal.
Ray: “YES.”
Ethan: “FINALLY.”
Amy: “NO.”
Lucy: “Absolutely yes.”
Megatron towered solemnly.
“THIS IS A TEST OF DISCIPLINE. IF YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON—”
Ray smacked it instantly.
Alarms BOOMED.
Lights flashed.
A voice screamed:
“RELEASING TRAINING DRONE SQUADRON.”
The doors burst open and tiny combat drones swarmed the
room.
The kids screamed.
Decepticons screamed.
Starscream fainted.
Optimus facepalmed.
Megatron let out a long, slow sigh.
“…I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.”
But the kids fought together, dodging drones, using
teamwork, blasters, and pure chaos energy.
Finally, the drones fell one by one.
Megatron stared in disbelief.
“…YOU FOUR PASSED THE FINAL TEST.”
Ray pumped his fist.
“YESSSS!”
Ethan: “So what do we get?”
Megatron thought for a moment.
“YOU GET…
LEVEL TWO TRAINING TOMORROW.”
Amy: “There’s… MORE?”
Optimus smiled kindly.
“OH, THERE IS ALWAYS MORE.”
Ray and Ethan were thrilled.
Lucy was nervous.
Amy was reconsidering all her life choices.
And the Decepticons?
They were starting to realize…
These kids might be the most dangerous recruits they ever
accepted.
LLoC Quotes
Ray: “Bro you look like a toaster on stilts.”
Ethan: “Nah he looks like a Wi-Fi router with asthma.”
Lucy: “You sound like my blender when it’s dying.”
Amy: “Your voice is what happens when someone steps on a squeaky toy.”
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