2. DECEPTICON OBSTACLE COURSE (a.k.a. “You Might Die” Zone)
The kids stood before a giant arena full of:
- swinging
wrecking balls
- electrified
floor panels
- spinning
razor fans
- suspicious
puddles labeled “definitely not acid”
“THIS,” Megatron declared, “IS THE SURVIVABILITY TEST.”
Amy raised a hand.
“Isn’t this… too dangerous?”
“NO,” Megatron said confidently.
Then added: “…PROBABLY.”
Ray cracked his knuckles.
“Let me cook.”
The chaos that followed:
Ray tried to run across the electrified floor panels
like a video game jump map.
He screamed every 0.3 seconds.
Ethan attempted to time his dash between two giant
wrecking balls.
He nailed it the first time.
Then celebrated too early and got whacked into a foam pit.
“BUCKET LIST ITEM ACHIEVED!” he yelled midair.
Amy found a safe route simply by using… logic.
Starscream screamed from the observation deck:
“STOP BEING SMART, THIS ISN’T WHAT THE COURSE IS FOR!”
Lucy, instead of running, bribed a tiny maintenance
drone with a granola bar.
The drone lowered a bridge for her.
Megatron stared.
“…RESPECT.”
3. BLASTER PRACTICE (With Optimus Watching Like a Parent
at a Sports Day)
Optimus Prime arrived holding a clipboard.
“I AM HERE TO ENSURE SAFETY.”
Megatron rolled his optics.
“WE WERE SAFE BEFORE YOU GOT HERE.”
Optimus raised a brow.
“Mmmmm-hmm.”
The kids were given Decepticon-sized blasters set to “extra
low power (still dangerous).”
Ray pointed at a target. “I got this.”
He immediately shot a hole in the ceiling.
A Decepticon guard yelled from above:
“WHO IS FIRING ALREADY?! WE HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED!”
Ethan, surprisingly, was a natural.
Optimus nodded approvingly.
“HMM. PRECISION. EXCELLENT CONTROL.”
Megatron whispered:
“STOP PRAISING HIM, PRIME, YOU’RE ENCOURAGING AUTOBOT-LIKE BEHAVIOR.”
Amy calmly hit 8 out of 10 targets.
Lucy hit 9 out of 10.
Ray hit Megatron’s foot by accident.
Megatron sighed deeply.
“I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE TRAINING YOU.”
LLoC Quotes
“STOP BEING SMART, THIS ISN’T WHAT THE COURSE IS FOR!”
“I AM HERE TO ENSURE SAFETY.”...“WE WERE SAFE BEFORE YOU GOT HERE.”
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