LESSON 2: AUTOBOTS ARE TOO STUBBORN
Wheeljack held a device.
“This is my latest invention—”
BOOM.
He exploded himself through a wall.
Ratchet yelled,
“I TOLD YOU THAT WOULD HAPPEN.”
Wheeljack crawled back in, smoking.
“Okay maybe I DO need guidance.”
Ray lifted a clipboard.
LESSON 3: BUMBLEBEE CAN’T STOP HUMMING
Bumblebee kept making random radio noises.
During silence.
During teaching.
During deep conversations.
Amy snapped.
“Bumblebee. Why do you make sound effects during
EVERYTHING?”
He shrugged and played “I Don’t Know” on his radio.
Lucy wrote:
Diagnosis: cannot stop being adorable and noisy.
Ethan added:
Treatment: snacks.
Bumblebee brightened immediately.
LESSON 4: OPTIMUS GIVES SPEECHES AT THE WORST TIMES
Optimus stepped forward.
“Children, I must tell you—”
Amy raised a hand.
“No speeches.”
“But—”
“No.”
He tried again.
“I must—”
“Optimus. No speeches during lessons.”
Optimus rebooted.
“…Understood.”
Megatron smirked behind him.
LLoC Quotes
“Okay maybe I DO need guidance.”...“You need LOTS of guidance.”
Diagnosis: cannot stop being adorable and noisy.
Treatment: snacks.
“Optimus. No speeches during lessons.”...“…Understood.”
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