The Harry Potter Zone Disaster
First stop: The Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
“Finally,” Amy said, smiling slightly. “Something calm.
Maybe they can’t mess this one up.”
Spoiler: they could.
Ethan immediately bought a wand. “I’m officially a wizard!”
Ray bought one too. “Prepare to duel!”
They stood in front of Hogwarts, shouting random spells at
each other.
“Expelliarmus!” Ethan yelled.
“Avocado!” Ray countered.
Amy shouted, “It’s Avada Kedavra!” then paused,
horrified. “Wait, no—forget I said that!”
Ray pointed his wand dramatically. “Ray Potter versus Ethan
Malfoy! For honor and snacks!”
They clashed wands — hitting a poor tourist’s butterbeer and
sending it flying.
The tourist stared in horror.
Ethan gasped. “We spilled wizard juice!”
Security appeared five minutes later.
Lucy groaned. “It’s Round One and Disneyland all over
again.”
The Jurassic Park Ride
Somehow, they weren’t banned yet. So naturally, Ethan
insisted on the Jurassic Park River Adventure.
“It’s a water ride,” Lucy said, glancing at the warning
signs. “You’ll get soaked.”
Ethan grinned. “I was born wet.”
Ray looked confused. “That… doesn’t sound right.”
They climbed in. The boat started peacefully — dinosaurs,
gentle music, fake trees.
Then came the big drop.
Ethan stood up mid-descent, arms raised. “FOR SCIENCEEEEEE—”
The boat plunged. Everyone screamed.
They hit the bottom — and both boys were drenched from head
to toe.
Amy blinked. “You literally ignored the safety bar.”
Ray grinned, dripping wet. “But look! The photo’s going to
be epic.”
The photo later revealed Ethan mid-yell, eyes closed, mouth
wide open, and Ray holding his wand like a sword.
Lucy stared at it. “You two look like you were exorcising
the dinosaur.”
Ethan pointed proudly. “That’s our brand.”
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