Lunch at Mel’s Drive-In
By noon, they were starving.
Ray ordered a triple burger. Ethan ordered two.
Amy tried to eat in silence, but Ray kept dipping fries in
his milkshake “for scientific flavor discovery.”
Lucy stared. “You’re an abomination.”
Ray grinned. “A delicious one.”
Then Ethan started stacking onion rings on his straw “to see
how tall it could get.”
The straw snapped. The milkshake exploded all over Lucy’s
bag.
Amy screamed, “WHY DOES FOOD HATE US?”
Lucy calmly stood up. “I’m going to the bathroom. If my bag
still smells like milk tomorrow, I’m suing both of you.”
Ethan blinked. “Wait, we don’t have money.”
Ray nodded. “We can pay her in fries.”
Amy looked ready to throw her burger at them. “You two are
one incident away from getting deported from the park.”
Minion Park Madness
They wandered into Minion Park next.
Ethan’s eyes sparkled. “My people.”
Ray nodded reverently. “We have
returned home.”
Amy groaned. “You’re not Minions.”
“Yet,” Ethan said.
He bought a Minion ice cream. Ray bought a Minion hat. They
began doing “Minion impressions” at full volume.
A kid nearby started crying.
Lucy deadpanned. “You just scared a child by saying ‘Bello!’
too aggressively.”
Ray looked genuinely concerned. “Maybe he didn’t like my
accent.”
Then Ethan decided to take a selfie in front of the Minion
ride — but stepped backward… directly into a trash can.
He was stuck.
“Ray, I need extraction!”
Ray tried pulling him out. The trash can lid popped off and
rolled down the street. A janitor chased after it, yelling.
Amy covered her face. “We’re going to end up on YouTube.”
Lucy sighed. “We already are.”
LLoC Quotes
“I’m going to the bathroom. If my bag still smells like milk tomorrow, I’m suing both of you.”
...“Wait, we don’t have money.”... “We can pay her in fries.”
“My people.”...“We have returned home.”
“You just scared a child by saying ‘Bello!’ too aggressively.”...“Maybe he didn’t like my accent.”
“We’re going to end up on YouTube.”... “We already are.”
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