Universal Studio Mayhem
It had been two weeks since the Great Disneyland Disaster —
an event that, according to social media, “redefined chaos in the happiest
place on Earth.” Amy and Lucy had sworn never again.
So naturally, that’s why they were now standing at the gates
of Universal Studios Japan, holding tickets and life regrets.
Lucy turned to Amy. “We have issues.”
Amy sighed. “No, they have issues. We have… trauma.”
Right on cue, Ray and Ethan came sprinting down the entrance
road, both wearing Minion costumes. Full ones. With goggles.
Ethan yelled, “BANANA!”
Ray followed up with, “BEE DOO BEE
DOO!” while running in circles.
Amy closed her eyes. “I want to evaporate.”
Lucy muttered, “It’s not even 10 a.m., and I’m already
reconsidering existing.”
Entrance Chaos
They reached the turnstiles.
“Tickets, please,” said the staff politely.
Ethan handed his… a churro wrapper.
The worker blinked. “Sir, this isn’t—”
Ethan gasped. “Wait, wrong pocket.” He rummaged through his
bag — pulling out sunglasses, another churro, a rubber duck, and finally… a
Disneyland ticket.
Amy slapped her forehead. “We’re literally at Universal,
not Disney!”
Ray proudly presented his ticket — now sticky from what
appeared to be melted ice cream.
The staff sighed. “I’ll just… scan it quickly.”
Lucy muttered, “They deserve a raise.”
LLoC Quotes
“We have issues.”... “No, they have issues. We have… trauma.”
“I want to evaporate.”... “It’s not even 10 a.m., and I’m already reconsidering existing.”
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