🏫 RAY & ETHAN DRILL: THE SCHOOL OF DISASTER
It all began when the school principal announced,
“Tomorrow, we’ll be holding a safety awareness week! Each class will
practice different emergency drills.”
The idea was simple.
The result, when Ray and Ethan heard it?
Utter destruction.
☀️ Morning: The ‘Simple’ Fire
Drill
“Fire drills are boring,” Ethan said.
“Yeah,” Ray nodded. “Just walking outside? No
explosions? No drama?”
Amy immediately glared.
“Please don’t say the word explosions at school again.”
Lucy muttered, “Last time you said that, the science lab
almost caught fire.”
But Ray was already drawing “blueprints” on a napkin.
“Ethan, what if… we make it more realistic?”
Ethan: “Like… we start a fake fire?”
Amy: “NO.”
Ray: “Not real fire. Just… dramatic effects.”
Five minutes later, Ray smuggled in a fog machine from the
drama club, and Ethan was carrying a Bluetooth speaker that played “burning
building sound effects.”
When the alarm rang, chaos erupted.
Smoke filled the hall. The sound of “crackling flames” blasted through the
speakers.
Ray shouted, “SAVE THE TEXTBOOKS!”
Ethan yelled, “EVERYONE PANIC RESPONSIBLY!”
The teacher sprinted in, coughing.
“WHAT IS THIS?!”
Ethan proudly said, “Enhanced realism, ma’am.”
Lucy: “Enhanced stupidity.”
The principal walked in, covered in fog.
“WHO TURNED THE SCHOOL INTO A MOVIE SET?!”
Ray raised his hand. “Team spirit, sir.”
LLoC Quotes
“WHAT IS THIS?!”...“Enhanced realism, ma’am.”...“Enhanced stupidity.”
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