🌊 Afternoon: The Tsunami Drill
The next day was supposed to be calm.
Keyword: supposed to.
Ethan brought in a kiddie pool.
Ray filled it with water balloons “for realism.”
Lucy: “You’re not seriously—”
Amy: “He is. They both are.”
The teacher said, “Class, this is a tsunami evacuation
drill. Please proceed calmly to higher ground.”
Ray yelled, “WAVE INBOUND!”
Ethan threw a water balloon across the room.
SPLASH!
Everyone screamed.
In thirty seconds, the classroom turned into a mini ocean.
Desks floated. Paper boats raced.
Ethan was on top of a chair, yelling, “WE MUST REACH THE PEAK OF MOUNT LOCKER!”
Ray was pretending to surf on a binder.
Amy: “STOP BEING OCEAN IDIOTS!”
Lucy: “You’re flooding my sanity!”
Then the principal opened the door — and immediately got hit
in the face by a rogue water balloon.
He just stood there, dripping.
“I’m canceling the Pacific.”
🌪️ Day 3: Tornado Drill
Ray came to school wearing a cape made of plastic bags.
Ethan brought a leaf blower.
Amy: “No. Just no.”
Ethan: “Yes. Tornado realism, baby.”
When the teacher said “duck and cover,” Ray turned on the
leaf blower.
Papers, lunchboxes, and Lucy’s math homework flew through the air.
Ray: “IT’S HAPPENING! HOLD ON TO THE WHITEBOARD!”
Ethan: “FLY, MY FRIENDS, FLY!”
Lucy’s voice echoed from under a desk:
“I HATE SCIENCE. I HATE WEATHER. I HATE YOU.”
Amy tried to stop the chaos — until her hair got blown
straight up like a cartoon scientist.
“TURN. IT. OFF!”
The principal stormed in again.
“WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME?!”
Ray yelled over the roaring blower, “TORNADO DRILL, SIR! CATEGORY RAY!”
LLoC Quotes
“You’re not seriously—”...“He is. They both are.”
“WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME?!”... “TORNADO DRILL, SIR! CATEGORY RAY!”
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