🧨 WEDNESDAY — “EXPLOSION OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN” DRILL
Teacher: “Alright, today’s simulation is based on last
week’s incident in the science lab.”
Ray raised his hand. “Technically, that explosion was educational.”
Ethan: “Yeah, we learned you can’t microwave batteries.”
The entire class groaned.
The teacher continued, “If you hear a suspicious bang, you
calmly—”
BOOM!
Ceiling tiles rattled. Lights flickered.
Lucy screamed, “THAT WASN’T PART OF THE DRILL!”
Amy: “OF COURSE IT WASN’T! IT’S THEM AGAIN!”
Smoke poured out of the classroom next door.
Ray and Ethan stumbled out, covered in glitter and chalk dust.
Ethan: “We were testing theoretical confetti physics!”
Ray: “It worked!”
Amy: “You’re both theoretical disasters!”
🌪️ THURSDAY — “DUAL
DISASTER SCENARIO” DRILL
Principal Tanaka, now visibly aged twenty years in four
days, stood before the assembly.
“Students, today we will prepare for the worst-case scenario: Ray and Ethan teaming
up unsupervised.”
Gasps. Screams.
Someone fainted.
Amy whispered, “Isn’t that… every day?”
Lucy: “Apparently now it’s a catastrophe category.”
The siren blared:
“CODE RAYTHAN! I REPEAT, CODE RAYTHAN!”
Down the hallway, smoke, confetti, and a flying paper
airplane on fire.
Ethan yelled, “OUR NEW PROJECT IS ALIVE!”
Ray: “IT’S THINKING! IT’S LEARNING!”
The school’s power went out. The PA system screamed. The
janitor quit.
The drill’s safety officer shouted, “EVERYONE GET UNDER YOUR
DESKS!”
Ray’s voice echoed from the hall: “EVERYONE GET READY TO DANCE!”
A disco ball dropped. EDM blasted.
Lucy groaned, “I’m transferring schools.”
Amy: “To where?”
Lucy: “Somewhere with no science equipment. Or Wi-Fi.”
LLoC Quotes
“Alright, today’s simulation is based on last week’s incident in the science lab.”...“Technically, that explosion was educational.”
“THAT WASN’T PART OF THE DRILL!”...“OF COURSE IT WASN’T! IT’S THEM AGAIN!”
“Students, today we will prepare for the worst-case scenario: Ray and Ethan teaming up unsupervised.”... “Isn’t that… every day?”
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