Chapter 1: “Morning, Peasants…”
It all began on a fine Monday morning in Dumbsville High,
when Ethan strutted into class wearing sunglasses indoors, holding a
half-eaten sandwich like it was a trophy.
“Morning, peasants,” he said, dramatically dropping his bag,
which immediately split open and spilled out… absolutely nothing except one
crumpled homework paper and a banana.
Ray looked up from his seat and said, “Bro, are you trying
to be cool or did you just lose a fight with breakfast?”
The class went “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” like they were in a rap
battle.
Ethan adjusted his sunglasses, looked Ray dead in the eye,
and said,
“At least my hair doesn’t look like it was styled by a malfunctioning toaster.”
The class lost it.
Ray stood up, pretending to wipe imaginary tears.
“Bro, your face looks like it’s buffering in real life. You blink slower than
my Wi-Fi on airplane mode.”
Even the teacher had to turn around to hide her laughter.
Ethan gasped dramatically. “At least I have a face
that loads! Yours looks like Minecraft Steve after falling into a blender.”
The entire back row started wheezing.
LLoC Quotes
“At least my hair doesn’t look like it was styled by a malfunctioning toaster.”
“Bro, your face looks like it’s buffering in real life. You blink slower than my Wi-Fi on airplane mode.”
“At least I have a face that loads! Yours looks like Minecraft Steve after falling into a blender.”
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