Chapter 2: Round 2!
At lunch, the roast war continued. Ethan and Ray sat at
opposite ends of the cafeteria table like it was a courtroom. Someone yelled,
“Round 2!”
Ray pointed at Ethan’s lunch tray. “Is that food or a
science experiment? Your sandwich looks like it was made during World War II.”
Ethan didn’t flinch. “At least my food isn’t scared of me.
Bro, your fries are running away!”
Ray looked down. One fry did fall off the tray.
“Nice try, SpongeBob Reject. You look like the ‘Before’ picture in every
shampoo commercial.”
Ethan took a dramatic sip of his milk and said, “You talk
too much for someone whose reflection probably apologizes to him every
morning.”
The lunchroom exploded. One kid literally fell off his
chair.
Ray slammed his hand on the table. “You’re like a human
version of low battery mode—slow, confused, and constantly panicking.”
Ethan smirked. “And you’re like a Wi-Fi signal—strong for
five minutes, then gone when people actually need you.”
A teacher tried to break it up, but even she was
laughing too hard to intervene.
Chapter 3: TikTok Filter Gone Wrong
After school, they decided to “settle it once and for all”
with a roast-off at the basketball court. A crowd formed. Someone played
“Eye of the Tiger” from a rusty Bluetooth speaker.
Ray started first, pacing like a rapper.
“Ethan, you look like the type of guy who claps when the airplane lands.”
The crowd: “OOOOHHHHH!!!!”
Ethan: “You look like the type of guy who asks the waiter if
water has calories.”
Ray: “You dress like you lost a bet with a thrift store.”
Ethan: “You dress like you found your clothes behind a
dumpster and said, ‘Perfect, fashion!’”
Ray: “Your brain’s got less signal than my phone in the
basement.”
Ethan: “At least my brain exists. Yours is probably
on vacation—permanently.”
The crowd was losing their minds. One kid was recording,
another was crying from laughter.
Ray leaned in close. “Bro, you got the same energy as a
broken printer—loud, useless, and somehow always jamming.”
Ethan clapped back instantly: “You’re like a TikTok filter
gone wrong—90% glitch, 10% disappointment.”
The basketball hoop fell over because someone tried to climb it from laughing too hard.
LLoC Quotes
“At least my food isn’t scared of me. Bro, your fries are running away!”
“You look like the ‘Before’ picture in every shampoo commercial.”
“And you’re like a Wi-Fi signal—strong for five minutes, then gone when people actually need you.”
“Bro, you got the same energy as a broken printer—loud, useless, and somehow always jamming.”
“You’re like a TikTok filter gone wrong—90% glitch, 10% disappointment.”
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