ROUND 4: ETHAN ENTERS “ABSURD MODE”
Ethan took the mic with both hands, leaned forward, and
whispered,
“Ray… I’m about to end your whole existence.”
🎤 Ethan:
“Bro, your drip’s so fake it evaporates,
You dress like Walmart and anime had debates.
You say you’re cool, but everyone knows,
You once lost a race to a garden hose.”
The crowd screamed so loud the fire alarm went off.
Ethan wasn’t done.
“You talk big, but your brain’s on vacation,
I checked your IQ—it needs a donation.
You look like an NPC in easy mode,
Your breath got its own ZIP code!”
Ray fell to his knees in mock pain, clutching his heart like
he’d been hit by lyrical lightning.
ROUND 5: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
Ray, now crying and laughing, yelled:
“OKAY, ETHAN, IT’S ON. THIS IS MY FINAL FORM!”
He tore off his jacket to reveal… another jacket. The crowd
screamed in confusion.
🎤 Ray:
“Ethan, my dude, your life’s a glitch,
You once high-fived a cactus and called it rich.
You think you’re deep, but you’re just lost,
Your haircut alone should be outlawed—at cost!”
The crowd lost all control. Teachers were laughing. Even the
janitor was filming.
Ethan jumped in immediately:
“Bro, I’d say you’re smart, but that’d be fiction,
You make a rock look like a genius edition.
You roast like decaf—no caffeine, no heat,
You once called 911 to ask how to tweet!”
The entire gym collapsed into chaos.
The DJ screamed, “THE BEAT’S TOO HOT!” and the speaker actually started smoking.
LLoC Quotes
“You talk big, but your brain’s on vacation,
I checked your IQ—it needs a donation.”
“Bro, I’d say you’re smart, but that’d be fiction,
You make a rock look like a genius edition.”
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