ROUND 2: ETHAN FIGHTS BACK
Ethan took off his sunglasses slowly, dramatically, and
said:
“Ray, sit down before I roast your soul,
Your brain’s got less data than a broken console.
You act all cool with your fake gold chain,
But even Siri said, ‘Sorry, I don’t talk to pain.’”
The crowd screamed. Someone fainted.
Ethan pointed straight at Ray:
“You think you’re slick, you think you’re fly,
But you trip over air and still ask why!
You’re slower than Windows Update 2009,
Your rhymes so weak, even Google can’t find!”
The DJ nearly dropped his laptop from laughing.
Ray looked shocked. “YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!”
Ethan: “Oh, I did… and I’ve got more.”
ROUND 3: RAY GOES SUPER SAIYAN
Ray took a deep breath, cracked his knuckles, and yelled,
“ACTIVATE DUMB MODE!”
The lights started flashing like a bad disco.
🎤 Ray:
“You think you’re funny? You’re just confused!
Your mirror called—said it feels abused!
You’re the reason Wi-Fi gives up and dies,
You clap when movies end—no surprise!”
The crowd was crying with laughter. One teacher had
to sit down.
“Your mom says ‘be yourself,’ but she meant not that,
You look like Google Maps if it wore a hat.
You call it swag—I call it regret,
Even your shoes look like they’re filled with sweat!”
Ethan’s jaw dropped. His soul left his body for a second.
LLoC Quotes
“You act all cool with your fake gold chain,
But even Siri said, ‘Sorry, I don’t talk to pain.’”
“You think you’re funny? You’re just confused!
Your mirror called—said it feels abused!”
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