THE EPIC SCHOOL TALENT SHOW ROAST RAP BATTLE – ETHAN vs. RAY
(Warning: reading this may cause uncontrollable laughter, wheezing, loss of
brain cells, and possibly public embarrassment.)
It was the night of Dumbsville High’s annual Talent Show,
and everyone was buzzing. There were dancers, magicians, and one kid who tried
to juggle eggs (and immediately regretted it). But the main event… oh yes… was
the one everyone had been waiting for:
💥 ETHAN vs. RAY – THE
ROAST RAP BATTLE SHOWDOWN 💥
The gym lights dimmed. The crowd screamed.
Principal Butterbean whispered into the mic, “May the least dumb survive.”
Then the beat dropped.
BOOM. BOOM. CLAP. BOOM. BOOM. CLAP.
Ray strutted onto the stage wearing sunglasses at night,
holding a mic like he was about to drop the greatest diss track of all time.
Ethan followed, dramatically throwing off his jacket like a WWE wrestler.
ROUND 1: RAY STRIKES FIRST
🎤 Ray:
“Yo, Ethan, listen up, it’s about to get tragic,
Your brain disappeared—was that black magic?
You call yourself smart, but bro that’s a lie,
You once tried to toast soup and made the microwave cry!”
The crowd: “OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!”
Ray moonwalked while Ethan stood there blinking like a
confused pigeon.
Ray kept going, holding nothing back:
“Your style’s so bad, even mirrors say no,
Your haircut looks like a failed tornado!
Your GPA’s missing, should I call the cops?
Last week you tried to solve math with Roblox!”
The crowd exploded. Someone fell out of their seat. The janitor was choking on his popcorn.
LLoC Quotes
“You call yourself smart, but bro that’s a lie,
You once tried to toast soup and made the microwave cry!”
“Your style’s so bad, even mirrors say no,
Your haircut looks like a failed tornado!”
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