🍝 CHAPTER 7: Mystery Meat #17
Their main dishes arrived.
Amy had a perfect risotto. Lucy had filet mignon.
Ethan and Ray? They’d ordered mystery meat #17.
Ethan poked it. “It’s moving.”
Ray poked his too. “Mine blinked.”
Amy sighed. “It’s veal. Just eat it.”
Ethan sniffed it suspiciously. “Smells fancy. I don’t trust
it.”
Ray grinned. “I’m gonna put ketchup on it.”
Amy screamed. “NO—”
Too late. He dumped half a bottle on the plate. The chef
across the room made a visible gasp.
Ethan, in solidarity, poured soy sauce onto his.
Lucy whispered, “We’re never allowed back here.”
🍰 CHAPTER 8: The Dessert
Disaster
Amy begged them not to order dessert.
But Ethan saw “Crème brûlée” and said, “I’ll have the cream bruh lay.”
When it arrived, it looked harmless — golden custard with a
caramel top.
Ethan tapped it with his spoon. “It’s hard!”
Ray leaned over. “Hit it harder.”
Ethan smacked it. CRACK! The custard exploded into
his face.
Ray laughed so hard he accidentally inhaled powdered sugar
from his tiramisu and started choking.
Amy and Lucy screamed simultaneously.
Ethan, half-blind from cream, shouted, “BRO I’M DROWNING IN
PUDDING!”
The waiter fainted.
LLoC Quotes
“Smells fancy. I don’t trust it.”... “I’m gonna put ketchup on it.”
“I’ll have the cream bruh lay.”... “It’s hard!”...“Hit it harder.”
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