🍷 CHAPTER 4: The Drink Disaster
The sommelier approached with a wine bottle. “Would you like
to sample the house red?”
Ethan grinned. “Sure! I love red juice!”
Amy reached across the table. “No! He doesn’t drink!”
But it was too late. Ethan swirled the glass like a
professional, sniffed it dramatically, and said, “Mmm… notes of grapes and
regret.” Then he took one sip—
—and immediately started coughing. “IT’S SPICY WATER!”
Ray sniffed his. “Smells like vinegar that went to college.”
Lucy glared. “You’re both drinking grape juice. It’s
literally juice.”
Ethan blinked. “Oh. Then why’s it in a fancy cup?”
Amy whispered, “Because the universe hates me.”
🦐 CHAPTER 5: “It’s so
small!...”
The waiter brought out a delicate plate of shrimp on tiny
crackers.
Ray gasped. “It’s so small! Is this
for ants?”
Ethan popped an entire shrimp—shell and all—into his mouth. Crunch.
Amy choked. “Ethan, you’re not supposed to eat the shell!”
Ethan chewed thoughtfully. “Adds texture.”
Ray nodded. “I like mine crunchy too!” and immediately
copied him.
Lucy screamed, “You’re both gonna break your teeth!”
A man at the next table stared in horror as Ethan and Ray
debated whether shrimp “counted as seafood or tiny water aliens.”
Amy whispered to the waiter, “Please don’t call security
yet.”
🥖 CHAPTER 6: Breadstick
Betrayal
The waiter brought a basket of warm bread. Heaven.
Ray’s eyes lit up. “Finally! Normal
food!”
Ethan grabbed one and tried to slice it open with his butter
knife—snapping the knife in half.
Amy screamed, “How do you even—!?”
Ray tried to be classy, draping his napkin over his lap like
he saw in movies. Unfortunately, it was actually the tablecloth.
He pulled it elegantly—along with all the silverware,
glasses, and centerpiece—straight into his lap.
Crash.
The entire restaurant went silent.
Ethan whispered, “Smooth move, Picasso.”
Ray whispered back, “I was setting the mood.”
LLoC Quotes
“Would you like to sample the house red?”... “Sure! I love red juice!”
“Mmm… notes of grapes and regret.” ... “IT’S SPICY WATER!”
“Smells like vinegar that went to college.”
“It’s so small! Is this for ants?”
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