🎧 ROUND THREE: DUET DISASTER
Lucy and Amy sang a beautiful duet — perfect harmonies, calm
energy.
Then Ray and Ethan decided to “outshine them.”
They picked “Despacito.”
Neither of them spoke Spanish.
Ethan started: “DE-SPA… CITO… uh… TACO BURRITO?”
Ray shouted, “SOMBRERO MOSQUITO!”
Amy spit out her drink. “YOU’RE OFFENDING THREE LANGUAGES AT ONCE.”
Lucy was crying. “THE MICROPHONE DESERVES AN APOLOGY.”
Ray danced wildly, accidentally kicked the table, and
spilled fries everywhere.
Ethan tried to grab the mic, tripped, and crashed into Ray.
Both fell onto the floor mid-song yelling, “DESPAAA-COLLAPSOOOO!”
💡 THE LIGHT SHOW INCIDENT
Amy: “Okay. Serious round. No chaos.”
Ethan: “Define chaos.”
Ray: “Yeah, we need parameters.”
They dimmed the lights for a “mood song.” Lucy chose Someone
Like You.
Beautiful. Emotional. Perfect… until Ray accidentally pressed the disco
strobe button.
Suddenly, flashing lights exploded.
Ethan screamed, “RAVE MODE ACTIVATED!”
Ray grabbed a fry and used it as a fake cigarette. “This one’s for all the
heartbroken nuggets!”
Amy yelled, “TURN IT OFF!”
Lucy was laughing so hard she couldn’t breathe.
The room looked like a dance club for confused toddlers.
LLoC Quotes
“YOU’RE OFFENDING THREE LANGUAGES AT ONCE.”... “THE MICROPHONE DESERVES AN APOLOGY.”
“Okay. Serious round. No chaos.”... “Define chaos.”... “Yeah, we need parameters.”
“This one’s for all the heartbroken nuggets!”
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