Karaoke Chaos 2

 

🎵 ROUND TWO: RAY TAKES THE STAGE

Ray picked “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Everyone’s mistake.

The music started.
“Is this the real life—”
Ray was off-key by the second syllable.
By the chorus, he was holding the mic like a sword, headbanging into Ethan’s shoulder.

“GALILEO! GALILEO!” he screamed.
Ethan joined in, yelling “FIGAROOOOO” like a dying goat.
Lucy choked on her drink from laughter.
Amy yelled, “YOU’RE BOTH OUT OF RHYTHM AND OUT OF CONTROL!”

Ray jumped on the couch, screaming, “I’M A ROCKSTAR!”
Ethan followed, slipped, and crashed into a bowl of snacks.
“ROCKSTAR DOWN!” Lucy laughed so hard she fell off her chair.

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🍕 MIDWAY BREAK: THE STRATEGIC REFUEL (AGAIN)

They ordered food — because chaos burns calories.

Amy: “I’m getting fries.”
Lucy: “Same.”
Ray: “I’ll have chicken nuggets.”
Ethan: “Make that double. I sing better with protein.”

The waiter blinked. “You’re the ones from last week’s mini-golf incident, right?”
Amy froze. “Oh no. We’re famous.”
Ethan grinned. “LEGENDARY, actually.”

While waiting for food, Ray decided to test the echo microphone setting.
He yelled into it: “TESTING ONE TWO—”
The echo blasted back: “—ONE TWO—TWO—two—two—”
Ethan grabbed it. “DUDE, WE SOUND LIKE GODS.”
Amy screamed, “NO, YOU SOUND LIKE CONSTRUCTION NOISE.”

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LLoC Quotes

“YOU’RE BOTH OUT OF RHYTHM AND OUT OF CONTROL!”

“I’ll have chicken nuggets.”...“Make that double. I sing better with protein.”

“You’re the ones from last week’s mini-golf incident, right?”... “Oh no. We’re famous.”

 “DUDE, WE SOUND LIKE GODS.”... “NO, YOU SOUND LIKE CONSTRUCTION NOISE.”