A week in the life of two geniuses and one exhausted Amy 2

 

 Chapter 4 — Gym Class Mayhem

What starts as a relay race turns into a live-action disaster movie starring flying dodgeballs, broken shoelaces, and juice explosions.

The chaos continued during gym. The class was doing relay races, but Ray and Ethan had their own rules.

Ray was supposed to run, but halfway through, he stopped to tie his shoe—except he forgot how.

Ethan shouted encouragement from the sidelines: “Use the bunny ears, bro! The bunny ears!”
Ray tied a knot so tight it looked like a black hole. He fell face-first into the ground.

Amy sighed so hard it could have powered a wind turbine.

“Ray,” she said, “you have two brain cells, and they’re both on vacation.”

Later, Ethan tried to show off his “ninja moves” and accidentally kicked the dodgeball into the ceiling fan. The ball ricocheted off, hit Ray in the face, and then somehow managed to hit Amy’s juice pouch, exploding it like a mini volcano.

 Amy stood there, juice dripping down her hair, eyes glowing with fury.

“Ethan,” she said slowly, “run.”

 Ethan sprinted. Ray followed. Amy chased. PE turned into a live-action cartoon.

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Chapter 5 — The Poem of Hotdog Love

Ethan tries to impress Amy with a poem. He impresses everyone else with his unmatched ability to humiliate himself in public.

The next day, their stupidity reached new levels.

Ethan had a plan to impress Amy. “I’m gonna write her a poem,” he declared. “Girls love poems.”

“Make it romantic,” Ray advised. “Like, ‘Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re mean to me, but I still like you.’”

 Amy received the poem during lunch. She read it out loud, voice dripping with mock drama:

“‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I think of hotdogs whenever I see you.’”

The cafeteria erupted in laughter. Ethan hid under the table. Ray shouted, “It’s metaphorical!”

Amy just smirked. “Yeah, metaphorical for how dumb you are.”

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Chapter 6 — Art Class Apocalypse

Ray paints with his “soul.” Ethan glues lunch to a canvas. Amy questions her life choices. Modern art has never suffered so much.

The next disaster came during art class.

Ray had decided to “paint with his soul.” Unfortunately, his soul had no artistic skill. The canvas looked like someone had sneezed on it in five different colors.

Ethan tried to make “modern art” by gluing random items together—a spoon, a paperclip, and half a sandwich.
Amy walked by, surveyed their “masterpieces,” and said, “Wow, I didn’t know brain damage could be turned into art.”

Ray squinted at his canvas. “I call it… ‘Emotional Turmoil.’”

Amy replied, “I call it ‘Garbage.’”
Ethan proudly pointed at his glued sandwich and said, “Mine’s called ‘Society.’”
Amy didn’t even blink. “Society’s crying.”

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LLoC Quotes

Amy sighed so hard it could have powered a wind turbine.

“you have two brain cells, and they’re both on vacation.”

He impresses everyone else with his unmatched ability to humiliate himself in public.

Amy just smirked. “Yeah, metaphorical for how dumb you are.”

“Wow, I didn’t know brain damage could be turned into art.”