“THE ROBOT SCHOOL DISASTER THAT FOLLOWED THE HUMAN SCHOOL DISASTER.”
Where the kids go back to school… and their robot
students go absolutely explosive.
THE KIDS RETURN TO SCHOOL (FINALLY)
After weeks of:
- zombie
fights
- mad
scientists
- boss
battles
- Megatron
roasting everyone alive
…the four kids finally returned to normal school.
Well, “normal.”
Ray walked in with a heroic pose.
Ethan swaggered in with a limp he absolutely did NOT have.
Amy walked in holding a stack of assignments.
Lucy walked in fully prepared for disappointment.
Their classmates stared at them like they were celebrities.
And then—
BOOM
A trash can exploded behind the school.
Ray sighed.
“…I blame Megatron.”
MEANWHILE… AT THE DECEPTICON BASE
Megatron stood at the front of a massive classroom.
The classroom contained:
- Autobots
- Decepticons
- 14
destroyed chairs
- 3
partially melted tables
- 18
fire extinguishers
- one
sign that read:
“MINI-COMMANDER TRAINING CLASS — NO FIGHTING.”
The mechs sat awkwardly, waiting for their teachers.
Starscream whispered,
“Why are WE here? This is humiliating.”
Soundwave typed on his chest screen:
YOU_SET_FIRE_TO_THE_FLOOR_LAST_CLASS
Starscream puffed up.
“That was ONE TIME.”
Wheeljack, still smoking from a previous explosion, sighed.
“This was your idea.”
Megatron shook his head.
“This… was EARTH’S idea.”
Then he clapped.
“Class, today our instructors return to their human school.
But worry not—
They left us… HOMEWORK.”
All the robots screamed in horror.
THE SECRET CONNECTION
Every bot, Autobot and Decepticon alike, had secretly
developed…
a weird emotional bond
with the four Mini-Commanders.
Not that they would admit it.
Optimus folded his arms and declared,
“They are… worthy students of diplomacy.”
Megatron grumbled,
“I merely tolerate them.”
Bumblebee played a soft “I miss them” tune on his
radio.
Starscream whispered,
“…They yelled at me… and I liked it.”
Every bot stared at him.
Starscream panicked.
“NOT LIKE THAT!”
LLoC Quotes
“Why are WE here? This is humiliating.”
“Class, today our instructors return to their human school.
But worry not—They left us… HOMEWORK.”
“…They yelled at me… and I liked it.”...“NOT LIKE THAT!”
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