THE UNEXPECTED MUTATION
Before Santa could grab it, Ethan pressed the red button.
Amy’s voice cracked. “ETHAN NO—”
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
A cloud of cure mist exploded upward, drifting straight
toward the rooftop chicken coop that the science club kept for biology lessons.
Lucy gasped. “The chickens inhaled the cure!”
Ray cheered. “CHICKENS SAVED!”
Ethan nodded. “WORLD PEACE ACHIEVED.”
Amy pointed. “No—look!”
The chickens began glowing…
grew taller…
and—
started flexing.
The rooftop chickens had mutated into buff, glowing
super-chickens.
One ripped through its enclosure like tissue paper.
Ray whispered in awe,
“Bro… these chickens have SIX-PACKS.”
Ethan whispered back,
“We made athlete chickens.”
Lucy backed away. “This is very bad.”
Santa blinked. “I don’t remember this in the Christmas
manuals.”
THE SUPER-CHICKEN CHASE
The chickens began strutting across the roof like feathered
wrestlers.
Amy grabbed everyone’s arms. “WE NEED TO RUN NOW.”
Ray saluted. “RETREAT STRATEGICALLY!”
Ethan screamed, “FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!”
The chickens charged.
The kids bolted down the stairwell, Santa right behind them.
One chicken ripped the door off its hinges.
Lucy shrieked, “THEY’RE GETTING FASTER!”
Ray looked behind him. “THEY’RE LEARNING PARKOUR!”
Ethan gasped. “THEY’RE GONNA EVOLVE AGAIN!”
Amy shouted, “NO MORE EVOLVING!”
They sprinted through the hallways until Santa pointed
dramatically at the auditorium.
“IN HERE!”
They dove inside and slammed the doors behind them.
The chickens began pecking the door so hard it shook.
Ray panted. “Bro… they want to fight us.”
Ethan nodded. “They smell fear.”
Lucy corrected him. “They smell stupidity.”
Amy lifted the remaining cure vial. “We can fix them the
same way we fixed Santa.”
Ray rubbed his hands. “Alright boys—let’s go cure some
poultry.”
LLoC Quotes
“Bro… these chickens have SIX-PACKS.”...“We made athlete chickens.”... “This is very bad.”
“Bro… they want to fight us.”...“They smell fear.”... “They smell stupidity.”
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