3. WORKING AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS
A video played of Megatron meeting tourists.
Lucy covered her face. “I’ve seen this on YouTube.”
Amy nodded. “You roast people professionally.”
Megatron sighed deeply.
“It is… income.”
Ray laughed. “YOU CALLED A MAN A KFC BUCKET.”
Megatron groaned. “Humans… insist on selfies.”
Ethan added, “Bro you recruited me there once.”
Megatron pointed. “Yes. You failed the test.”
Ray asked, “What test?”
Optimus calmly answered, “The NOT-BEING-STUPID test.”
Ray nodded. “Ah yes. Fair.”
SECTION 2 — THE DECEPTICON
RECRUITMENT TEST
Megatron led them
to a long hallway with a giant screen.
“No human ever
passed… UNTIL YOU FOUR.”
Amy: “What’s the
test?”
Megatron displayed
it proudly.
‘Test of
Worthiness’
- Don’t scream
- Don’t cry
- Don’t run
- Don’t hug Megatron
- Don’t ask if he’s from Fortnite
- Don’t press ANY BUTTONS
Ray raised his
hand.
“Wait… so how did WE pass?”
Megatron paused.
“…Technical error.
The system malfunctioned.”
Ethan gasped. “So
we didn’t actually pass??”
Optimus walked by,
sipping tea.
“You passed the Chaos Compatibility Exam.”
Lucy: “The what?”
A new screen popped
up:
Chaos
Compatibility Test
✔ Must survive explosions
✔ Immune to fear
✔ Immune to shame
✔ Causes property damage
✔ High tolerance for stupidity
✔ Can outrun Starscream
Ray pointed at
Ethan. “BRO WE ACE ALL OF THESE.”
Ethan nodded.
“We’re built different.”
Amy whispered to
Lucy, “This feels like an insult.”
Lucy sighed,
“Because it IS.”
LLoC Quotes
“I’ve seen this on YouTube.”... “You roast people professionally.”...“It is… income.”
“Bro you recruited me there once.”... “Yes. You failed the test.”... “What test?”... “The NOT-BEING-STUPID test.”
“You passed the Chaos Compatibility Exam.”... “BRO WE ACE ALL OF THESE.”...“We’re built different.”...“This feels like an insult.”
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