CHAPTER 9 — “THE POST-APOCALYPSE HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT”
Where four kids who literally survived a zombie boss battle… must now
survive something even worse: SCHOOL REPORTS.
Amy had dark
circles.
Lucy moved like she had fought five bears.
Ray and Ethan… somehow looked proud, like idiots who had just won a
medal for “Most Chaos Created in a 24-Hour Period.”
And then—
Mr. Roberts walked in.
He clapped his
hands.
“GOOD morning,
class! Today, I want everyone to write a detailed report about an
important life experience from this week!”
Amy froze.
Lucy choked.
Ray grinned.
Ethan whispered, “Bro. We’re finally gonna get academic credit for fighting
zombies.”
Mr. Roberts
continued, totally unaware of how close he was to a meltdown.
“It should be at
least THREE pages, written neatly, explaining what happened, what you
learned, and how you felt.”
Amy’s soul left her body.
Lucy nearly burst into tears.
Ray and Ethan raised their hands.
“Can ours include explosions?”
“Is roasting allowed?”
Mr. Roberts blinked. “...What??”
Amy facepalmed so hard she nearly knocked herself out.
THE REPORTS BEGIN
Everyone else wrote boring things like “I baked cookies” or
“I fed my cat.”
But the four kids?
Yeah… theirs were special.
AMY’S REPORT
Title: “An Analysis of the Megatron-Assisted Defeat of a
Reanimated Bio-Enhanced Villain”
Amy’s handwriting was neat.
Her paragraphs were civilized.
Her vocabulary was so advanced that Mr. Roberts had to pull out Google five
times.
She described:
- the
infiltration into zombie territory
- the
biological decay patterns she observed
- the
tactical advantages of teamwork
- the
physics behind Megatron punching the zombie boss through a wall
And she ended with:
“Next time, I will not bring Ray and Ethan.”
Ray gasped.
“Bro… betrayal theme??? From AMY???”
LLoC Quotes
“Bro. We’re finally gonna get academic credit for fighting zombies.”
“Next time, I will not bring Ray and Ethan.”
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