🦁🐅 ROAR & SQUEAK — THE BIG CAT BROTHERS
Shockwave charged his laser cannon.
Roar roared so loudly the ground shook.
Shockwave paused.
Then Squeak pounced, slapped Shockwave
in the face, and stole his gun arm.
Ray: “THE TIGER LITERALLY ROBBED HIM.”
Ethan: “BRO THEY’RE NATURAL RAID BOSSES.”
Roar swiped Shockwave again.
Shockwave fell like a malfunctioning
vending machine.
🐦 CHERRY THE BIRD VS SOUNDWAVE
Soundwave blasted dubstep shockwaves.
Cherry dodged every single one.
Then Cherry unleashed her signature
attack:
PIERCING ANNOYING CHIRPING.
It was so high-pitched it scrambled
Soundwave’s audio system.
He staggered, sparks flying.
He tried to speak:
“bZZT—NOiSe—erRor—bEEP—”
Cherry pooped on his faceplate.
Soundwave collapsed.
Ray: “CHERRY JUST USED DISRESPECT.
SUPER EFFECTIVE.”
Ethan: “WE TRAINED HER WELL.”
🐈🐈 SUNNY & HANA vs
MINI-DRONES
Hundreds of tiny Decepticon drones
poured out of Megatron’s ship.
Sunny and Hana cracked their knuckles.
Cat Mode Activated.
They leapt into battle with ninja-level
elegance:
- Swatting
drones from midair
- Batting
them like baseballs
- Whacking
them into trash cans
- Knocking
one into Ethan’s face
Ethan: “OW! THANKS! I mean—bad aim!”
Sunny meowed.
Translation: You deserved it.
LLoC Quotes
“THE TIGER LITERALLY ROBBED HIM.”...“BRO THEY’RE NATURAL RAID BOSSES.”
“CHERRY JUST USED DISRESPECT. SUPER EFFECTIVE.”... “WE TRAINED HER WELL.”
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