🚀 THE BATTLE BEGINS — “OPERATION: PET PANIC”
Megatron raised his arm cannon—
—and Pikachu jumped inside it.
Pikachu:
squeak squeak squeak!!!
Translation: YOUR WEAPON IS MY RIDE NOW.
He spun the cannon like a hamster wheel.
The cannon misfired.
It shot Megatron’s own ship.
Ray: “PIKACHU DID FRIENDLY FIRE!”
Ethan: “ABSOLUTE LEGEND.”
🐕🦺 Noodle vs Starscream
Starscream flew down screeching,
“PATHETIC CREATURE! WHAT CAN A SMALL DOG DO!?”
Noodle politely stood up…
…and bit his ankle armor with the
strength of twelve polite poodles.
Starscream howled.
Noodle tugged so hard his servo joints
sparked.
Starscream: “OW OW OW STOP THAT—SHE’S
TOO CUTE—HOW IS SHE THIS STRONG?!”
Lucy: “Good girl, Noodle! DESTROY HIM
BUT IN A POLITE WAY!”
🐊 CRUNCH vs BONECRUSHER
The two giant beasts stared each other
down.
Bonecrusher swung first.
Crunch did not move.
He simply opened his jaw…
…and swallowed Bonecrusher’s fist.
Not bit.
Not snapped.
Swallowed.
Bonecrusher: “WHAT.
WHAT IS THIS THING!?”
Crunch burped metallically.
Ethan: “THE GATOR JUST ATE HIS ARM!”
Ray: “CRUNCH WINS BY DISMEMBERMENT.”
LLoC Quotes
“OW OW OW STOP THAT—SHE’S TOO CUTE—HOW IS SHE THIS STRONG?!”...“Good girl, Noodle! DESTROY HIM BUT IN A POLITE WAY!”
“THE GATOR JUST ATE HIS ARM!”...“CRUNCH WINS BY DISMEMBERMENT.”
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