4. THE PLAN (Why would you trust them?)
Amy: “We need stealth.”
Lucy: “We need strategy.”
Ray: “We need disguises.”
Ethan: “Let me at the janitor closet.”
One minute later…
The kids walked out wearing:
- oversized
fluorescent safety vests
- crooked
construction helmets
- sunglasses
- Ethan
had a broom for no reason
Guard 1: “Who are you?”
Amy: “Safety inspectors.”
Lucy: “…For… air.”
Guard 2: “Air inspectors?”
Ray: “Air is VERY dangerous. One wrong sniff and BOOM!”
Ethan whispered, “Bro that makes no sense.”
Ray: “SHHHH.”
The guards, confused but terrified of paperwork, let them
in.
5. RETRIEVING THE CAT (WHY IS IT ALWAYS EXPLOSIONS!)
Inside the warehouse, Mr. Wigglesworth sat on top of a huge
stack of crates.
Amy: “Okay. Carefully. Slowly. Quietly.”
But Ray saw a forklift.
Ray: “OH. YES.”
Ethan: “Bro, I drive.”
Lucy: “NO.”
Amy: “ABSOLUTELY NO.”
Thirty seconds later:
Ray and Ethan were both on the forklift.
Ethan: “Pedal?”
Ray: “Probably.”
The forklift blasted forward at 40 km/h.
Amy screamed.
Lucy screamed louder.
Mr. Wigglesworth screamed the loudest.
The forklift smashed through:
- crates
- a
stack of barrels
- a
small wall
- the
dignity of everyone present
Ray shouted,
“WE ARE PROFESSIONALS!”
Then the forklift hit a pillar and launched Mr. Wigglesworth
into Amy’s arms.
She caught him perfectly.
Lucy sighed in relief.
Ray cheered:
“MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!”
Security sirens:
BWEEOO BWEEOO BWEEOO!
Lucy: “RUN!!”
6. RETURN TO BASE (Megatron’s
Soul Leaves His Body)
The kids burst into
the Decepticon command room holding the cat triumphantly.
Ray: “WE GOT HIM!”
Ethan: “SIDE QUEST
COMPLETE!”
Amy handed the cat
to Megatron gently.
Lucy bowed.
Megatron stared
down at the trembling, traumatized Mr. Wigglesworth.
“…YOU COMPLETED THE
MISSION.
HOWEVER—”
Starscream jumped
in.
“THE DAMAGE BILL IS 4.2 MILLION DOLLARS!”
Ethan: “To be fair, that forklift was begging to be driven.”
Ray: “Facts.”
Optimus tried not to laugh.
“It seems… they succeeded their way.”
Megatron sighed the sigh of a tired god.
“…VERY WELL. YOU HAVE PASSED YOUR FIRST OFFICIAL DECEPTICON
MISSION.”
Ray and Ethan exploded into cheers.
Amy smiled
sheepishly.
Lucy tried not to
faint.
Mr. Wigglesworth
meowed weakly.
And Megatron?
He looked at the
ceiling and whispered:
“WHY DID I LET
CHILDREN INTO THIS ARMY…”
LLoC Quotes
Amy: “We need stealth.”
Lucy: “We need strategy.”
Ray: “We need disguises.”
Ethan: “Let me at the janitor closet.”
“Pedal?”... “Probably.”...“WE ARE PROFESSIONALS!”
“…YOU COMPLETED THE MISSION. HOWEVER—”...“THE DAMAGE BILL IS 4.2 MILLION DOLLARS!”...“To be fair, that forklift was begging to be driven.”
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