“WELCOME TO THE DECEPTICLASSROOM”
Where four children accidentally join the Decepticons… because Megatron
makes VERY bad decisions.
The moment Megatron entered the classroom holding their
homework, every kid screamed internally, except Ray and Ethan, who fist-bumped
like idiots celebrating a nuclear disaster THEY CAUSED.
Mr. Roberts fainted immediately.
Lights flickered.
Desks rattled.
A poster that said “Be Kind!” fell off the wall in fear.
Megatron surveyed the room with glowing red eyes.
“Amy,” he said, holding up her report, “your tactical
analysis is efficient. I have annotated it with improvements.”
Amy blinked.
Megatron had… used a red pen.
Lucy’s report was next.
“Your complaint list is thorough,” Megatron said. “I added
eight additional grievances you failed to mention.”
Lucy whispered, “He… edited my suffering??”
Ray stepped forward. “Hey Megatron, bro—did I get extra
credit for the ‘KABLOOEY-WHAMO-BOING’ part?”
Megatron stared down at him.
“…No.”
Ethan raised his hand proudly. “Did I get extra
credit for emotional trauma?”
Megatron replied, “You get extra credit for surviving your
own incompetence.”
Lucy whispered to Amy, “This is the worst day of my life.”
Amy replied, “Not even top five.”
Megatron slammed the papers onto a desk.
“LISTEN, HUMANS. YOUR PERFORMANCE AGAINST THE ZOMBIE BOSS —
THOUGH CHAOTIC AND MOSTLY ACCIDENTAL — HAS PROVEN YOUR POTENTIAL. THEREFORE…”
He paused dramatically.
“I HAVE DECIDED TO RECRUIT YOU.”
The kids stared.
Amy: “…Recruit us for what?”
Lucy: “Please say a book club. Please.”
Ray: “ARE WE BECOMING SUPERVILLAINS??”
Ethan: “CAN I DRIVE SOMETHING EXPLOSIVE??”
Megatron extended a massive hand
toward them.
“WELCOME TO THE—”
The ground shook. A
portal opened. Purple lightning blasted across the classroom.
“—DECEPTICONS.”
Amy fainted.
Lucy tried to run but got pulled into the portal.
Ray dived in like it was Slip ’N Slide.
Ethan tripped, fell, and slid in backward.
The portal snapped shut.
LLoC Quotes
“Did I get extra credit for emotional trauma?”... “You get extra credit for surviving your own incompetence.”
“This is the worst day of my life.”... “Not even top five.”
“…Recruit us for what?”...“Please say a book club. Please.”
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