🏰 THE SLEEPOVER SQUAD —THE MANSION OF “PLEASE DON’T PRESS THAT BUTTON!”
(Featuring Roar the Lion, Squeak the Tiger, and Crunch the Giant Alligator)
Ethan’s cousin’s mansion was not a house.
It was not even a home.
It was a luxury zoo pretending to be a mansion.
Lucy stared up at it.
“Ethan… this doesn’t look like a place where humans live.”
Ethan shrugged.
“My cousin said it’s ‘cozy.’”
Amy: “Cozy for WHO? GODZILLA?”
Ray: “The place has THREE GARAGES.”
Lucy: “AND A HELIPAD.”
But nothing prepared them for the pets.
🦁 ENTER ROAR — THE LION
WHO ACTS LIKE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
The front door opened.
Out strutted…
A lion.
An actual lion.
Golden fur. Massive paws.
Big enough to eat Ethan and still have room for dessert.
Ray fainted.
Lucy screamed.
Amy hid behind Lucy.
Ethan just waved.
“Hey Roar! Did you miss me?”
Roar opened his mouth.
Everyone thought he was about to roar…
But instead:
“MRRROW.”
And he tackled Ethan to the ground like an overexcited
puppy.
Ethan: “YESSS BUDDY I MISSED YOU TOO—ow—NOT THE LICKING—STOP
LICKING—HELP—”
Amy: “HE’S LICKING HIM LIKE A DOG!!”
Lucy: “IS HE HUNGRY OR HAPPY I CAN’T TELL!!!”
Ray: “Ethan’s gone. The lion owns him now.”
LLoC Quotes
“Ethan… this doesn’t look like a place where humans live.”...“My cousin said it’s ‘cozy.’”
“HE’S LICKING HIM LIKE A DOG!!”...“IS HE HUNGRY OR HAPPY I CAN’T TELL!!!”
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