THE SLEEPOVER SQUAD —Ethan’s House of Chaos (and Cats!!) 2

 

🎮 VIDEO GAME NIGHT (OR WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE)

They sat down with controllers.

Ethan: “Okay guys, let’s do a race!”

Ray: “YES, I’m gonna beat—”

Hana walked in front of the TV.

Slow.
Silent.
Graceful.
Like a queen.

Then she sat.

Right in the middle of the screen.

Ethan: “HANA MOVE!!”

Hana: “…no.”

Lucy tried to gently pick her up.

Hana: “hssssssssss.”

Amy: “Okay back away. BACK AWAY.”

Meanwhile Sunny jumped on the console and turned the entire system off.

Ray screamed to the heavens.

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🛏️ BEDTIME (WHICH DID NOT HAPPEN)

They set out sleeping bags in Ethan’s room.

Ray zipped himself in like a caterpillar.

Lucy turned on a cute nightlight.

Amy brushed her hair.

Ethan announced, “I brought marshmallows.”

Ray sat up instantly. “Where?!”

And then—

Sunny POWERSLID across the room and stole one.

Hana leapt onto Ray’s sleeping bag.
Ray froze.
Hana slowly kneaded the bag like dough.
Ray whispered in terror, “Help.”

Ethan: “You can’t move. She has accepted your sleeping arrangement.”

Lucy: “Ray… she’s making biscuits on you.”

Amy: “Just—be the dough.”

But then Sunny took Ray’s whole pillow and ran.

Ray chased her around the house screaming:
“GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE FLUFF BANDIT!!”

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LLoC Quotes

Hana walked in front of the TV.

Slow.
Silent.
Graceful.
Like a queen.

“You can’t move. She has accepted your sleeping arrangement.”...“Ray… she’s making biscuits on you.”...“Just—be the dough.”