🐯 SQUEAK’S ROASTS — CONFUSED BUT STILL RUDE
Squeak walked up.
Tripped.
Got up.
Roared.
Ethan translated again:
“Squeak says: Ray smells weird.”
Ray: “WHAT—”
Squeak roared another line.
Translation:
“Ethan is so clumsy even the floor is scared.”
Ethan: “HEY—”
Squeak roared again.
“Oh, and Amy has the energy of a malfunctioning sparkly
robot.”
Amy: “WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN—”
Another roar.
“Squeak believes Lucy must be protected. She is the only one
not stupid.”
Lucy stood like a goddess.
Ray and Ethan cried.
🐊 CRUNCH’S ROASTS —
TERRIFYING, YET HONEST
Crunch dragged himself to the mic.
Licked it.
Broke it.
Ate it.
Amy brought another mic.
Crunch burped into it.
Ethan translated with fear:
“Crunch says: Ethan, stop running away from him. He only
wants a hug.”
Ethan: “I WILL NEVER—”
Crunch hissed.
Translation:
“Ray tastes like fear. Favorite flavor.”
Ray hid behind a bench.
Crunch growled another line.
“Amy talks too much. Lucy thinks too much. Cherry screams
too much. Sunny and Hana judge too much.”
Everyone: “And you?!”
Crunch:
“I EAT EVERYTHING. ZERO REGRETS.”
Silence.
Respectful silence.
🎤 THE PETS’ FINAL GROUP
ROAST
All pets lined up on stage.
Noodle, Pikachu, Sunny, Hana, Cherry, Roar, Squeak, Crunch.
Together they unleashed the final flame blast:
“YOU FOUR ARE THE MOST CHAOTIC, NOISY, ACCIDENT-PRONE
HUMANS WE HAVE EVER OWNED.
WE DESERVE A RAISE.”
Ray, Ethan, Amy, and Lucy stood there…
Burned.
Destroyed.
Emotionally vaporized.
But also laughing so hard they couldn’t breathe.
LLoC Quotes
“Ethan is so clumsy even the floor is scared.”
“Oh, and Amy has the energy of a malfunctioning sparkly robot.”
“Ray tastes like fear. Favorite flavor.”
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