🔥 RAY & ETHAN: FIRE DRILL FIASCO
It was a sunny Wednesday morning. Birds were chirping, students were studying, and Amy was trying very hard to ignore the two boys behind her making “flame thrower” noises with straws.
Ethan: “PsshhhHHHHH! FIRE BLAST 9000!”
Ray: “DUDE, YOU’RE MELTING MY PENCIL CASE!”
Amy: “You’re both melting my patience.”
The intercom crackled.
“Attention students, this is a fire drill. Please evacuate calmly.”
Ethan froze.
Ray gasped.
Amy facepalmed.
Lucy sighed like she aged ten years.
🚨 The Siren of Doom
The alarm started: WEEEOOO! WEEEOOO! WEEEOOO!
Everyone stood up quietly. Everyone… except Ray and Ethan.
Ray: “THIS IS IT. THE MOMENT WE
TRAINED FOR!”
Ethan: “BRO, GRAB THE SUPPLIES!”
He yanked open his backpack — inside was nothing but:
- Two
bags of spicy chips
- A
rubber duck
- And
one suspiciously crushed juice box
Amy: “That’s your emergency kit?!”
Ethan: “It’s called survival, Amy.”
Lucy: “You’ll survive about five minutes.”
LLoC Quotes
“DUDE, YOU’RE MELTING MY PENCIL CASE!”...“You’re both melting my patience.”
“THIS IS IT. THE MOMENT WE TRAINED FOR!”
“That’s your emergency kit?!”...“It’s called survival, Amy.”...“You’ll survive about five minutes.”
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