Chaos at Disneyland – The Mouse Can’t Save You
It had been exactly one week since The Round One Incident
— a day so disastrous that the staff allegedly printed “Do Not Admit” posters
featuring blurry photos of Ray and Ethan.
Yet, somehow, Amy and Lucy found themselves standing outside
Tokyo Disneyland at 9:00 a.m., holding tickets and pure regret.
“Remind me why we’re doing this?” Lucy asked, already
looking like she wanted to go home.
“Because,” Amy said through gritted teeth, “Ethan promised he’d behave.”
Right on cue, Ethan appeared — wearing a Mickey Mouse hat,
holding a churro, and riding on Ray’s shoulders like a deranged toddler on a
sugar high.
“DISNEY DAYYYYYY!” Ethan yelled, waving his churro like a
royal scepter.
Ray saluted. “Your Majesty, we have conquered the gift shop
before even entering the park.”
Amy muttered, “I give it fifteen minutes before security
notices them.”
Lucy sighed. “You’re being generous.”
Chapter 1 - Main Street Madness
The moment they passed through the gates, chaos began.
Ethan spotted the giant popcorn bucket stand. “RAY. WE NEED
THAT.”
“It’s shaped like Mickey’s head,” Ray whispered reverently.
“We can eat popcorn and wear fashion.”
Amy blinked. “You’re not seriously going to—”
But they already had two buckets swinging from their necks
like oversized medals of stupidity.
Lucy groaned. “You look like popcorn cult leaders.”
“Thank you,” Ethan said proudly.
Then, Ray tripped over a stroller. Popcorn exploded
everywhere.
A toddler began crying.
Ethan gasped. “The prophecy is fulfilled.”
Amy grabbed Lucy’s arm. “If anyone asks, we’re just… random
bystanders.”
LLoC Quotes
“Remind me why we’re doing this?”...“Because, Ethan promised he’d behave.”
“Your Majesty, we have conquered the gift shop before even entering the park.”
“It’s shaped like Mickey’s head,”... “We can eat popcorn and wear fashion.”
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