🎒🐾“BRING YOUR PET TO SCHOOL DAY — AKA THE WORST IDEA IN HUMAN HISTORY”
It was a normal Tuesday morning.
Birds chirping.
Students chatting.
Teachers drinking coffee and pretending to enjoy their job.
Then the principal made an announcement over the
loudspeaker:
“Students, this Friday will be… Bring Your Pet To
School Day!”
The entire school gasped.
Ray and Ethan smiled.
Amy and Lucy screamed.
Every teacher quit (emotionally).
And every pet prepared themselves to ruin lives.
🐾 THE ARRIVAL — CHAOS
BEGINS AT 8:01 AM
Ethan arrives first — with Sunny & Hana
Sunny sat proudly on Ethan’s shoulder, flicking her tail
like she owned the school.
Hana clung to his backpack zipper, swaying like she was on
the world’s worst amusement ride.
“RULES!” the security guard barked. “Pets must be
restrained!”
Sunny slapped him.
The guard backed up.
“Right. Proceed.”
Ray arrives next — with Cherry the deranged lovebird
Cherry’s travel cage shook violently.
Ray grinned. “He’s excited!”
Cherry SCREAMED like a squeaky chainsaw.
Students dropped their bags.
Birds in nearby trees flew away.
The janitor fainted.
Amy arrives peacefully — with Noodle the perfect poodle
Noodle trotted beside Amy like a fluffy, well-trained cloud.
Everyone sighed in relief.
“FINALLY a normal pet,” a teacher whispered.
Noodle nodded politely.
Then peed on the teacher’s shoe.
Amy: “NOODLE—WHY—”
Noodle smiled.
Lucy arrives last — with Pikachu the hamster
Pikachu peeked out of his tiny carrier like the adorable
cinnamon roll he was.
Everyone melted.
Even Sunny paused her murder thoughts.
“PIKA-CHUUU!” Ray yelled.
Lucy smacked him.
“Stop Pokémon-ing my hamster!”
🏫 HOMEROOM — THE DISASTER
BEGINS
Their homeroom teacher, Mrs. Tanaka, walked in confidently.
Then she saw:
- two
angry cats
- one
psychotic bird
- one
diva poodle
- one
vibrating hamster
- and
two idiots named Ray and Ethan
She immediately regretted her career choices.
“Good morning—OH MY GOD—ETHAN STOP THAT CAT—RAY GET YOUR
BIRD OUT OF MY HAIR—NOODLE DON’T EAT THAT—PIKACHU IS NOT A STUDENT—”
It was 8:10 and she was already done.
LLoC Quotes
“PIKA-CHUUU!” ...“Stop Pokémon-ing my hamster!”
“Good morning—OH MY GOD—ETHAN STOP THAT CAT—RAY GET YOUR BIRD OUT OF MY HAIR—NOODLE DON’T EAT THAT—PIKACHU IS NOT A STUDENT—”
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