Chapter 3: “Bro, roasting you is like breathing. It’s natural.”
After school, Ethan and Ray were walking home. Ray said, “You really went all out today, huh?”
Ethan grinned. “Bro, roasting you is like breathing. It’s
natural.”
Ray rolled his eyes. “Well, your brain’s natural habitat is
probably airplane mode.”
Ethan smirked. “Better than your brain — still buffering
since 2015.”
They passed by a group of kids playing basketball. One of
them yelled, “Hey Ethan, roast him again!”
Ethan cracked his neck like a superhero preparing for
battle. “Okay. Ray here once tried to take a selfie with a pigeon. The pigeon
looked better.”
Ray gasped. “That pigeon was photogenic!”
Ethan grinned. “Yeah, because it flew away from you.”
Ray shot back, “Bro, you once tried to Google your own name
and still spelled it wrong.”
Ethan laughed. “I was testing Google’s patience — like how I
test yours daily.”
They stopped at a vending machine. Ethan smacked the side of
it. “Yo Ray, this machine reminds me of you — it’s slow, takes forever to give
results, and eats my money.”
Ray replied, “At least I don’t talk to machines like
they’re my therapist.”
Ethan grinned. “I have to. They understand me better.”
By now, people were gathering around, phones out, filming.
It had officially become The Roast Battle of the Century.
Ray said, “Ethan, if stupidity was a sport, you’d have more
gold medals than Michael Phelps.”
Ethan shot back, “If being boring was an Olympic event,
you’d still somehow come in fourth.”
The crowd screamed.
Ray shouted, “You’re like a human loading screen — loud,
slow, and nobody knows what you’re doing!”
Ethan leaned close. “And you’re like antivirus software —
annoying, outdated, and only useful once a year.”
The crowd went wild. Even the janitor was clapping.
Finally, Ray laughed and said, “Alright, alright. You win
today.”
Ethan threw his arms up. “Victory tastes like vending
machine chips!”
Ray chuckled. “You’re an idiot.”
Ethan grinned. “Yeah, but a funny idiot.”
They high-fived, still laughing as they walked away — two
best friends, one roast at a time, leaving a trail of chaos and laughter
wherever they went.
And somewhere, Ms. Collins sighed, already updating her résumé.
LLoC Quotes
“I was testing Google’s patience — like how I test yours daily.”“You’re like a human loading screen — loud, slow, and nobody knows what you’re doing!”
“And you’re like antivirus software — annoying, outdated, and only useful once a year.”
“You’re an idiot.”... “Yeah, but a funny idiot.”
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