🧜♂️ CHAPTER 4: “Bro, We Need Style.”
Ethan spotted a bunch of floaties nearby. “Bro, we need style.
Real swimmers use gear.”
He grabbed an inflatable unicorn. Ray picked a flamingo.
“Let’s race!” said Ethan.
Three seconds later, both were spinning in circles.
Ray shouted, “Why am I facing backward?!”
Ethan yelled, “My unicorn’s trying to drown me!”
The lifeguard blew the whistle again. “Get off the floaties,
boys!”
Ethan saluted. “Aye aye, captain!” and accidentally flipped
Ray’s flamingo.
Ray surfaced, gasping. “You almost killed me, bro!”
Ethan grinned. “I was testing your reflexes.”
“MY REFLEXES ARE SCREAMING!”
🍟 CHAPTER 5: Snack Bar
Chaos
After nearly drowning in style, they went to the snack bar.
Ethan ordered: “One jumbo slushy, one hot dog, and your
largest pile of regret.”
Ray grabbed fries and tried to sit on a pool chair — which
promptly folded in half, trapping him like a tortilla.
Ethan laughed so hard he spilled the entire slushy into the
pool.
The lifeguard, now visibly aging, blew the whistle for the
third time. “NO FOOD IN THE WATER!”
Ray wriggled out of the chair. “This pool is cursed.”
Ethan shrugged. “Nah, it’s just reacting to our energy.”
At that moment, a seagull swooped down, stole Ethan’s hot
dog, and dropped it on Ray’s head.
Ray screamed, “WHY ME?!”
Ethan grinned. “Because the universe knows comedy.”
LLoC Quotes
“Bro, we need style. Real swimmers use gear.”
“Why am I facing backward?!”...“My unicorn’s trying to drown me!”
“One jumbo slushy, one hot dog, and your largest pile of regret.”
“This pool is cursed.”... “Nah, it’s just reacting to our energy.”
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