Chapter 3: The Genius Challenge
Amy, tired of their idiocy, decided to prove once and for all that they were hopeless.
“I bet neither of you can survive a single day without doing something stupid,” she declared.
Ethan puffed out his chest. “Challenge accepted.”
Ten minutes later, he walked into a glass door.
Amy raised an eyebrow. “Record time.”
Ray tried to save face. “At least I’m not that bad.”
Then he tripped over the exact same door.
Amy sipped her drink. “Impressive. Two morons, one door.”
Chapter 4: Cooking With Chaos
Determined to show Amy they could do something right, Ray and Ethan invited her to a “fine dining experience” at Ray’s house.
When Amy arrived, the kitchen looked like a war zone. There was spaghetti on the ceiling. The oven was making noises like a dying whale.
“What… did you cook?” Amy asked.
Ray proudly lifted the lid off a pot. “Lasagna soup!”
Amy stared. “Lasagna isn’t supposed to float, you idiots.”
Ethan smiled. “It’s innovation. You can drink it or chew it.”
Amy groaned. “Yeah, or use it as industrial glue.”
When she refused to eat it, Ray tried to impress her by flambéing dessert—by lighting whipped cream on fire.
The whipped cream exploded.
Amy, wiping soot from her face, muttered, “You two are proof that Darwin was an optimist.”
Chapter 5: The Great Outdoors
On a school camping trip, Ray and Ethan volunteered to “set up the tent.” Amy filmed it for blackmail purposes.
Step one: they forgot the tent poles.
Step two: they tried to use Ethan as a pole.
Step three: the tent collapsed on both of them.
Amy zoomed in with her phone. “Look, it’s the rare species known as Homo Idioticus. Observe how it struggles to interact with fabric.”
Ray shouted from under the tent, “We’re fine! It’s all part of the plan!”
Ethan added, “Yeah, it’s, like, a new model. Insta-Tent 2.0!”
Amy replied, “It’s called a tarp, geniuses.”
Later, when the teacher asked who accidentally set fire to the marshmallows, the forest, and possibly half the mountain, Amy just pointed at them wordlessly.
Amy, tired of their idiocy, decided to prove once and for all that they were hopeless.
The oven was making noises like a dying whale.
“It’s innovation. You can drink it or chew it.”... “Yeah, or use it as industrial glue.”
“You two are proof that Darwin was an optimist.”
“Look, it’s the rare species known as Homo Idioticus. Observe how it struggles to interact with fabric.”
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