There were two boys so stupid that scientists had to invent a new IQ scale just to measure how far below zero they were.
Their names were Ray and Ethan—the dynamic duo of dumbness. Together, they could start a fire in a swimming pool, crash a bicycle in reverse, and fail a true-or-false test by writing “maybe.”
And then there was Amy.
Amy was smart, sarcastic, and mean in a way that could strip paint off a car. Her favorite hobby? Roasting Ray and Ethan until they emotionally disintegrated.
This is their story—of chaos, confusion, and brain cells fleeing the scene.
Chapter 1: The Toaster Experiment
Ray had a dream.
Not a big one—he wasn’t capable of that—but a dream nonetheless.
“I’m gonna make toast… without bread,” he announced proudly.
Ethan gasped. “Bro. That’s, like, next-level thinking.”
Amy, sitting nearby, rolled her eyes. “Next level of what, stupidity?”
Ray ignored her. “See, I’ll just toast air. The toaster makes heat, right? So maybe the heat becomes the toast.”
Ethan nodded like a disciple witnessing genius. “Yeah, like energy toast.”
Amy choked on her juice. “Did you two just invent… nothing?”
But it was too late. Ray pushed the button. The toaster hummed, sparked, and then exploded like a small grenade. Smoke filled the kitchen.
Ethan screamed, “THE TOAST IS REBELLING!”
Amy, waving the smoke away, said, “No, that’s just your last brain cell leaving your body.”
Chapter 2: The School Science Fair
The next week, their school hosted a science fair. Ray and Ethan teamed up. Amy, of course, was on the judging panel, because life is cruel like that.
Their project? “The Smart Fridge 3000.”
Except it wasn’t smart, and it wasn’t a fridge—it was just a cardboard box with a label.
Amy crossed her arms. “So what does it do?”
Ethan proudly opened the box. Inside was a half-eaten sandwich.
“It stores food,” he said.
“That’s called a fridge,” Amy said slowly. “You literally reinvented the thing you were supposed to improve.”
“Yeah,” Ray said confidently, “but ours uses zero electricity.”
“Because it’s a box.”
“Exactly!” Ray grinned. “Eco-friendly!”
Amy facepalmed so hard she almost broke her glasses. “You two are walking traffic accidents of logic.”
They still got an award. For “Most Dangerous Ideas.”
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