☁️ Chapter 2: Pre-Jump Panic
Once they were in the air, the instructor began explaining:
“Okay, everyone. You’ll jump one at a time. Pull your chute at 5,000 feet. Stay
calm.”
Ray raised his hand. “Question: how do we know what 5,000
feet looks like?”
Lucy rolled her eyes. “There’s an altimeter, Ray.”
Ray blinked. “A what-a-meter?”
Amy sighed. “Just follow my lead. Nobody do anything
stupid.”
Ethan saluted. “Too late!”
The instructor gave Ethan his parachute and asked, “Did you
double-check the straps?”
Ethan nodded confidently.
Ray leaned over and whispered, “You know you put it on backwards, right?”
Ethan froze. “Oh.”
Lucy muttered, “This is going to end in paperwork.”
💨 Chapter 3: The Jump
Amy went first—graceful, smooth, textbook-perfect. She
sliced through the air like a movie hero.
Lucy followed—steady and focused, spinning just enough to
look cool.
Then came Ray.
He screamed before even jumping. “I REGRET EVERY LIFE CHOICE!”
His body flailed like a wind-powered noodle man, but somehow, he was having
fun.
And then… Ethan.
Ethan jumped.
And immediately went upside-down.
And sideways.
And somehow started spinning backwards.
Amy looked up from below. “WHAT IS HE DOING!?”
Lucy: “I think he’s… inventing breakdancing in the sky.”
Ray yelled across the wind, “BRO
YOU’RE FLYING SIDEWAYS!”
Ethan screamed, “I’M A HELICOPTER!!!”
LLoC Quotes
“Just follow my lead. Nobody do anything stupid.”... “Too late!”
“I REGRET EVERY LIFE CHOICE!”
“WHAT IS HE DOING!?”... “I think he’s… inventing breakdancing in the sky.”
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