🏌️♀️ CHAPTER 4: HOLE THREE — THE DRIVE OF DESTRUCTION
Ethan was on fire. Every shot straight, perfect distance. He
looked like a golf god.
Ray, however, had other priorities.
“Bro,” he whispered, “can you teach
me how to hit like that?”
Ethan smirked. “Of course. First lesson: focus.”
Ray nodded. “Got it.”
“Second lesson: don’t swing like you’re killing a spider.”
“Noted.”
He teed up, focused deeply… and swung.
The ball rocketed off in the wrong direction,
straight toward the golf cart.
BONK.
Amy gasped. “RAY! THAT WAS OUR CART!”
Ethan laughed so hard he choked. “Hole in one—on the wrong
hole!”
Lucy inspected the dent. “Congratulations. You owe the golf
course $2,000.”
Ray grinned weakly. “Can I pay in good vibes?”
Amy: “No.”
🚗 CHAPTER 5: GOLF CART
MADNESS
Lucy offered to drive. Big mistake.
Ethan jumped in beside her, Amy and Ray in the back.
Lucy drove carefully at first—until Ray shouted, “FASTER!
LET’S CATCH THE SUNSET!”
Ethan yelled, “FULL SPEED AHEAD!”
Lucy, against her better judgment, floored it.
The cart zoomed down the hill like a rocket. Ethan whooped.
Ray stood up like he was surfing.
Amy screamed, “SIT DOWN BEFORE YOU DIE!”
Ray yelled, “I’M KING OF THE COURSE!”
Then they hit a bump.
BOING!
Ray flew five feet in the air and landed in a sand trap.
Lucy slammed the brakes. Amy covered her face. Ethan was
wheezing with laughter.
Ray sat up, covered in sand, holding his club like a sword.
“I have become… the bunker beast.”
LLoC Quotes
“Bro, can you teach me how to hit like that?”...“Of course. First lesson: focus.”...“Second lesson: don’t swing like you’re killing a spider.”
“FASTER! LET’S CATCH THE SUNSET!”...“I have become… the bunker beast.”
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