🏰 Chapter 5: Castle Catastrophe
This hole had a tiny drawbridge. Simple enough.
Amy lined up, putted gracefully, and got a birdie.
Lucy almost aced it.
Then came Ray.
Ray whispered to Ethan, “If I hit the bridge hard enough,
the ball will jump over the moat and land in the hole.”
Ethan: “Genius. I’ll film it.”
Ray swung.
The ball flew — high, heroic, majestic — and smashed through the castle
tower.
A piece of foam turret fell off.
Ethan gasped. “BRO YOU CONQUERED THE KINGDOM!”
Amy shouted, “YOU BROKE THE DECORATION!”
Lucy clutched her face. “We’re gonna get banned again.”
Ray proudly saluted the broken tower. “Long live the king.”
🌈 Chapter 6: The
Rainbow Slide
Lucy and Amy breezed through again, their shots curving
perfectly.
Ray lined up his shot, took a deep breath, and whispered, “Watch this.”
He swung… and the ball bounced off the slide, hit Ethan’s drink, and
splattered chocolate milk everywhere.
Ethan stood there, dripping, blinking slowly.
Then, in slow motion, he said:
“Ray… you just activated… my revenge mode.”
He grabbed his ball. No planning. No logic. Just chaos.
He swung as hard as he could.
The ball zoomed across three holes, through a tunnel, bounced off a
kid’s ice cream cone, rolled up a ramp, and somehow—SPLASHED INTO THE
FOUNTAIN.
Ethan screamed triumphantly, “HOLE IN WATER!”
Ray yelled, “THAT’S A NEW RECORD!”
Amy was holding her head. “I can feel my brain cells
leaving.”
LLoC Quotes
“If I hit the bridge hard enough, the ball will jump over the moat and land in the hole.”... “Genius. I’ll film it.”
“BRO YOU CONQUERED THE KINGDOM!”...“YOU BROKE THE DECORATION!”...“Long live the king.”
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