Haunted Halloween Havoc 2

 

Round 2: Pumpkin Carving Disaster 🎃🔪

Amy gave everyone pumpkins to carve. Lucy’s looked beautiful — a perfect cat face with glowing eyes. Amy’s was elegant, symmetrical, and classy.

Ray’s pumpkin looked like it was mid-heart attack.
Ethan’s had a hole punched straight through it.

Amy: “What… what is that supposed to be?”
Ethan: “Abstract art.”
Ray: “Yeah, it represents the emptiness of my soul after losing Greg.”
Lucy: “It looks like it represents you two not being allowed near sharp objects.”

Suddenly, Ethan sneezed — directly into Ray’s pumpkin. Pumpkin guts went everywhere.
Ray screamed. Lucy ducked. Amy’s eye twitched so hard the lights flickered.

Ethan: “That was… uh… pumpkin confetti?”
Amy: “That was your last warning.”

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Round 3: Trick-or-Treat Terror 🍬

The group decided to go trick-or-treating. Amy drove.
Mistake #1.

In the backseat, Ethan and Ray had way too much sugar. Lucy counted — they’d eaten 34 mini Snickers, 12 gummies, and something that may or may not have been a candle.

Ray: “Amy, why does your car smell like ghosts?”
Amy: “That’s air freshener.”
Ethan: “It smells like if sadness had a flavor.”
Lucy: “I’d jump out right now if it wasn’t moving.”

At the first house, the boys ran ahead, screaming “TRICK OR TREAT!” so loudly they scared an old lady into dropping her candy bowl.
Ethan: “Free candy shower!”
Ray: “We helped her distribute!”
Amy: “You traumatized a grandmother, you menace.”

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LLoC Quotes

Amy: “What… what is that supposed to be?”
Ethan: “Abstract art.”
Ray: “Yeah, it represents the emptiness of my soul after losing Greg.”
Lucy: “It looks like it represents you two not being allowed near sharp objects.”

Ray: “Amy, why does your car smell like ghosts?”
Amy: “That’s air freshener.”
Ethan: “It smells like if sadness had a flavor.”
Lucy: “I’d jump out right now if it wasn’t moving.”