“SHOWTIME: TALENTS, TRASH TALK, AND TOTAL LEGEND STATUS.”
(The Charity Fair goes live. The chaos becomes public.)
Saturday morning arrived like a boss fight.
The school gates opened. The city poured in. Families,
neighbors, reporters, confused tourists—everyone showed up, ready to support
rebuilding after the zombie invasion.
And immediately, everything became louder.
OPENING ACT — THE PRINCIPAL TRIES TO BE CALM
The principal stood on stage, microphone shaking slightly.
“Welcome to our School Charity Fair—”
A smoke machine misfired.
Music blasted too early.
Ray waved from backstage like this was planned.
The principal sighed.
“—where all proceeds go to rebuilding our city.”
Applause erupted.
Lucy checked her stopwatch.
“Okay. Showtime officially started. Brace yourselves.”
SHOW 1 — THE ROAST BATTLE (HOSTED BY THE DUDE PERFECT
GUYS)
Five chairs. Five microphones.
The Dude Perfect guys leaned back like judges of
destruction.
Coach Rex stood at the side, arms crossed.
“RULES,” Rex shouted. “NO SWEARING. NO CRYING. ROAST CLEAN.”
Ray and Ethan walked out.
The crowd cheered instantly.
Amy whispered to Lucy,
“This is going to be bad.”
ROUND ONE
Ray vs Ethan.
Ray smiled sweetly.
“Ethan’s brain works like school Wi-Fi—sometimes connected, mostly buffering.”
Crowd lost it.
Ethan clapped slowly.
“At least my brain isn’t on airplane mode like yours.”
Dude Perfect guys laughed so hard one fell off his chair.
FINAL ROUND
Amy stepped in unexpectedly.
She adjusted the mic.
“I’d roast Ray and Ethan, but watching them try already does the job.”
Standing ovation.
Ray wiped a tear.
“That hurt worse than the zombie bite.”
Winner: THE GIRLS.
Ray and Ethan demanded a rematch “next century.”
LLoC Quotes
“RULES,” Rex shouted. “NO SWEARING. NO CRYING. ROAST CLEAN.”...“This is going to be bad.”
“I’d roast Ray and Ethan, but watching them try already does the job.”...“That hurt worse than the zombie bite.”
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