THE KIDS REALIZE THE TRUTH
Back at school, the four kids investigated.
Amy noticed the booth layout.
“This is… statistically perfect.”
Lucy stared at the electrical panels.
“These repairs meet international safety codes.”
Ethan gulped.
“…They never do that.”
Ray grinned.
“They helped.”
Right on cue, Megatron appeared behind the gym wall like a
disappointed dad.
“You did not see us,” he said.
Lucy crossed her arms.
“You alphabetized the lost-and-found.”
Megatron paused.
“…It was inefficient not to.”
WHY THE ROBOTS STOPPED MONITORING THE KIDS
Starscream slumped onto a bench.
“We stopped tracking you because—”
Shockwave continued,
“—your chaos exceeds acceptable data parameters.”
Megatron nodded.
“You are… emotionally exhausting.”
Ray looked proud.
“So we’re free?”
“Yes,” Megatron said.
“And we are returning to normal routines.”
TRANSFORMERS: NORMAL LIFE EDITION
Saving Cats
Optimus Prime carefully rescued a cat from a tree at 3 a.m.
The cat hissed.
Optimus apologized.
Beach Cleaning
Decepticons cleaned beaches overnight.
Starscream accidentally vacuumed a seagull.
The seagull yelled at him.
Starscream apologized too.
Part-Time Jobs
Megatron worked weekends at Universal Studios.
His role?
Roasting tourists.
“You paid forty dollars for this photo,” he told one man,
“and still blinked.”
Five-star reviews.
LLoC Quotes
“You alphabetized the lost-and-found.”...“…It was inefficient not to.”
“We stopped tracking you because—”...“—your chaos exceeds acceptable data parameters.”
“You paid forty dollars for this photo,” ...“and still blinked.”
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